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The Portable OAASDM -- now in MIscellaneous Evil! Congratulations to EarMouse, VillainSource's June '08 Villain of the Month!

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After a brief hiatus, VillainSupply has been retooled, reworked and revilified into VillainSource.com, your online source for everything EVIL™.

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Hillary signsThe Hillary Clinton for President campaign is now making available for sale over 250,000 unused "Hillary for President" signs.

Why would you want them? We don't know. But they're for sale, they're cheap, and they're EVIL. So we've got them.

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A Message From The Preserved Brain of Josef Mengele, Webmaster of VillainSource.com:

The Preserved Brain of Josef MengeleBack in the days when I had a face, and a body, and genitals, we could never have predicted the invention of the Internet. Why, in my day computers were nothing but rooms full of vacuum tubes that occasionally gained sentience and tried to overthrow college campuses.

Today, of course, computers are essential to Evil. And I'm not talking about everyday, banal evil -- like spam, viruses, automated phone answering systems, Window OS or World of Warcraft -- I mean serious EVIL. Try running a worldwide conspiracy to overthrow all "legitimate" governments and replace them with a murderous techno-dictatorship without computers. (The League of Evil Luddites is trying. They're idiots.)

The Internet not only helps you purchase necessary supplies and technology; it also helps you reach out to other like-minded individuals, to form cabals and share experiences. Where once supervillains operated on their own, lurking alone and disconnected from their remote castles and secret island bases, now superpowered megalomaniacs can communicate over the Internet.

Which makes it ever so easy for us to find you and kill you.

See you next month! Well, not "see." I have no eyes. You know what I mean.

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