It warms our heart to read something like this. Well, it would warm our heart, except long ago we replaced all our blood with a proprietary Cryosuspension Blood Replacement Fluid, which maintains our body temperature at a life-extending 62° Fahrenheit.

This ordinary citizen has devised a murderous rampaging robot to terrorize the local populace.

CNN, being a tool of the Reptilloid/Vatican Bank/House of Windsor conspiracy, tries to cast this inspired insanity as a “crime prevention.” In fact, this lunatic is is doing nothing but promoting terror against the less-advantaged.


He reminds us of ourself when we were young, rampaging through the forests of South America in our Robot Colossus.  Let’s hope this man’s evil is properly nurtured, so he can graduate to destroying cities.

We Are DeSpayr.

Posted by Dr. DeSpayr, filed under news. Date: June 9, 2008, 2:29 am | 1 Comment »

The Preserved Brain of Josef Mengele, webmaster of, informs us that the site has been updated for the month of June.

You will find three new products, a new Villain of the Month, some new front page content, and a slew of error corrections.

The persons responsible for the errors have been sacked. By which we mean their remains are in sacks.

Also, be sure to visit the VillainSource forum. Form alliances, betray allies, and share your plans for World Domination.

We are DeSpayr.

Posted by Dr. DeSpayr, filed under Date: June 9, 2008, 2:17 am | No Comments »