It warms our heart to read something like this. Well, it would warm our heart, except long ago we replaced all our blood with a proprietary Cryosuspension Blood Replacement Fluid, which maintains our body temperature at a life-extending 62° Fahrenheit.

This ordinary citizen has devised a murderous rampaging robot to terrorize the local populace.

CNN, being a tool of the Reptilloid/Vatican Bank/House of Windsor conspiracy, tries to cast this inspired insanity as a “crime prevention.” In fact, this lunatic is is doing nothing but promoting terror against the less-advantaged.


He reminds us of ourself when we were young, rampaging through the forests of South America in our Robot Colossus.  Let’s hope this man’s evil is properly nurtured, so he can graduate to destroying cities.

We Are DeSpayr.

Posted by Dr. DeSpayr, filed under news. Date: June 9, 2008, 2:29 am | 1 Comment »

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  1. Hastur the Unspeakable Says:

    After what seemed to be an unbearable eternity, the world is once again able to bask in the unfettered glory of Dr. Despayr’s incomparable empire on the web.

    Welcome back, you were greatly missed.

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